(Adapted from Ten Tiny Tadpoles, by Debbie Tarbett) (http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/2902138/Anti-smacking-law-Bradfords-legacy)
Ten tiny Green MPs, wriggling in a line. One went smacking children, so that left...
Nine speedy Green MPs, too busy to wait. One went eating junk food, so that left...
Eight playful Green MPs in splishing splashing heaven. One died of a heart attack, so that left...
Seven daring Green MPs smoking up some spliffs. One took a turtle ride, so that left...
Six frisky Green MPs, keen to duck and dive. One produced excess emissions, so that left...
Five lively Green MPs splashing near the shore. One ate inorganic sprouts, so that left...
Four happy Green MPs floating fast and free. One bought a plastic bag, so that left...
Three nosy Green MPs, roaming waters new. One got pissed she wasn't co-leader, so that left....
Two cheeky Green MPs searching for some fun, realised they could not disband because that would leave just...
One lonely Green MP, which would not be co-leading, so they found some egg-throwing students/North Korean sympathisers/global-warming zealots (insert as appropriate) and then there were...
Ten bouncing baby Greenies
Whingeing all day long.
Destroying the economy as
They sang their commie song.
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